You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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