Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There's always time for handjobs
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
