I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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