The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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