I can text with my tongue
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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