why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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