So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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