come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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