Do vagina's smell?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
