I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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