Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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