I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is Oprah even human
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think people are normalizing furries
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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