If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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