Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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