Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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