Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
