brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
actually, I'm a sock model
Can i not drive my cunt home
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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