Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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