i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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