woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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