Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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