I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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