Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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