Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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