I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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