CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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