before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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