Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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