i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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