Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Randomize
