trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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