Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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