I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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