On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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