My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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