So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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