He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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