You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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