is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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