Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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