u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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