i just had sex bonerless
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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