Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If I die, sorry about rent.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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