would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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