I want to stick my p in your. b.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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