I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
this just has baby written all over it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
