I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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