anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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