her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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