he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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